Wanking Time


a period of time in a day, or over multiple days, designated specifically for premeditated w-nking. often used by, and possibly invented by the british. is more sophisticated than random w-nking because of a longer period of time for preperation and clean-up.
“sorry but in less than an hour its w-nking time, i just can’t meet with you today”

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