wankometer
it’s a device to measure how many w-nks you are doing to the hour.
“oy! you filthy little pervert! you were doing at least 40, and this is a built up area!”
“sorry officer, i think my w-nkometer must be broken.”
“ok sir put that throbbing red rod back in your trousers and we’ll say no more about it.”
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