wankstick
a stick that is w-nkable usually for pleasure if you have a very small weiner and cant get s-xual pleasures from your own, usually for chavs
‘look what else i got w-nksticks!!!’
‘ need a f-kin w-nk stick init lad’
a stick which is stuck to the side of one’s c-ck using masking tape to keep it upright while erect
when one has problems with his c-ck(mark sharp)one needs to make a w-nk stick and attach it to their c-ck with masking tape (mark sharp) then one can w-nk properly without losing stiffness (mark sharp,mark sharp mark sharp,mark sharp mark sharp,mark sharp)
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