wankstruation


the monthly masturbational session most males will have that is in some way more special than the other 29, a more pleasant version of the process females will endure,menstruation.
dave: hey john, why didn’t you come out last night ?
john: oh sorry it was my time off the month, i rented the new girls gone wild, lubed up….
dave: oh, w-nkstruation !

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