Wankumentary
a tv programme, intended for educational or female/male health purposes, that shows (mainly female) people naked/semi naked.
man 1 : “did you watch that w-nk-mentary last night? it was a programme about how women should check their br–sts for lumps”
man 2 : “errr….no”
Read Also:
- Wank Flannel
(noun) – 1. a cloth, handkerchief or strong tissue that is used to m-st-rb-t- into (possibly numerous times) for easy and convenient sp-nk-disposal. can often be preceded by the word ‘the’ to denote emotional attachment. 2. a creative insult for someone resembling, whether aesthetically or metaphorically, a w-nk flannel. w-nk flannels can be given names, […]
- Wolfhome
a chat website where your avatar is most commonly some type of wolf, fox, coyote, etc. it’s a magical land where n-body talks except for the exchange of small talk because they are pre-occupied with something more important and the administration is littered with complete narcissistic douches. person a: why is everyone dead? person b: […]
- Wolf-ramming
the act of searching on wolframalpha in hopes that a solution to a mind-boggling problem previously unknown to mankind will be spontaneously unveiled. after several attempts of wolf-ramming the phrase “(average velocity of chuck norris’ roundhouse kick)/(average force of bruce lee’s kung fu chop)” john gave up and googled it instead.
- Quarter Football
a game played between two people, sitting on opposite sides of a desk. the object of the game is to slide a quarter to the opponent’s side, with just enough power, so it sits on the edge of the desk. if this is achieved (worth one point), a field goal is awarded (also worth one […]
- McGrathism
condition in which a man with a “laxflow” and a headband who drives an audi that smells like mcdonalds falls in and out of love with anything on two legs that happens to have a baby maker. common symptoms include laying on the couch talking about how said female is “the most beautiful girl in […]