wankware


images and information given out about products that won’t be released for several years, if ever. most of the time, w-nkware development ends at the press release. after the company has gained the publicity, there’s no reason to actually build the product.
d00d! in 2011 you’ll be able to get tv screens tattooed into your skin!

shut up, that’s total w-nkware

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