wanky cry


1) a m-st-rb-t–n which is performed under circ-mstances of extreme sadness, to such an extent that the m-st-rb-t-r cries.

2) a m-st-rb-t–n which is had because the m-st-rb-t-r is so sad that a w-nk is the only way to cheer him up.
1) chaz’s w-nk was so upsetting that it became a w-nky cry, and brought tears to all three eyes.

2) so upset at having just been b-mmed by cuddles, dave walker had a w-nky cry to ease the pain.

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