wanna-be Matys


a group of few f-ckers that want to be exactly the same like one of my best friend. they’re acting like him, wearin similar clothes, two of them even got a hairstyle like he has. every “wannabe matys” almost admires him, but he hates this act of copin his own style. they’re also suckin to him every moment and it’s so pathetic. he’s always gettin f-ckin angry when they’re doin such things.
1) wanna-be matys nr.2: hey, matys, wouldn’t be great if we all buy this same shirt and then wear it in the sql?
my friend: f-ck off, ya mothetf-ckin wannabe!

2) plumber: look mateo, i’ve bought you flowers, i love you, i don’t want to be like you, i wannabe matys, i want to be you!!
a group of few f-ckers that want to be exactly the same like one of my best friend. they’re acting like him, wearin similar clothes, two of them even got a hairstyle like he does. every “wannabe matys” almost admires him, but he hates this act of copin his own style. they’re also suckin to him every moment and it’s so pathetic. he’s always gettin f-ckin angry when they’re doin such things.
1) wannabe matys nr.2: hey, matys, wouldn’t be great if we all buy this same shirt and then wear it in the sql?
my friend: f-ck off, ya mothetf-ckin wannabe!

2) plumber: look mateo, i’ve bought you flowers, i love you, i don’t want to be like you, i want to be you!!

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