wannabe trendies
people who are fake and proclaim themselves as devoted to fashion. in other words, those whose outfits and ideas of trendy are super-ficial and completely commercial.
those who wouldn’t know how to dress themselves if they didn’t carry around a magazine page with the preselected outfits and details of where to get it.
wannabe trendies-“omg!! i’m so on top of the latest shizz..”
real trendy-“uhm, i saw that exact outfit in a jc penny’s ad…”
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