wannagrapher
a want-to-be or wannabe photographer. usually those people you see carting around five million dollars worth of camera gear. they know every theoretical rule and function of a camera, but couldn’t take a creative shot to save their lives.
wannagrapher: “bah! you’re sh-tty lense has nothing on my l-series”
photographer: “sure doesn’t. but money can’t buy creativity and your shots suck!”
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