Wappy Slappy


the act of slapping a b-tch, hoe, or even a woman in the face with one’s p-n-s. optimally, a wappy slappy is given with enough precision and force to leave a dark-purple bruise in the middle of the forehead, usually in the shape of a large mushroom, army helmet, or garden spade.
man, you should have the mark that wappy slappy left on jane’s face last night. it looked like she had a picture of papa smurf tattooed on her chin!

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