War Machine


a symbol/metaphor for the intricate body, or even idea at times, that performs the duty of organized conventional and unconventional violence for a cause, ideology, etc.
– yo, tyrone, why you going into da military, mang??!?

– mang!! we gotta keep the war machine going against the islmamic extremists that seek to kill us americans, daawg!

– oh, i see, . thats good. mang
a tabletop steampunk game that requires models, dice, a ruler, and some other sh-t. while it might be cheaper than warhammer, model per model it can be much more expensive. its best feature are angry russian robots (also known as warjacks) that can kick -ss out of other non-angry russian robots. unless the dice gods hate you, which means you’re f-cked.

also, if you add a medium sized warmachine model and a sock together, you have a potential weapon.
person1: hey look, person 3 is playing warmachine!
person 2: herp derp, the nerd…

-soon after person 2 is in the hospital due to head injuries cause by a pewter model and a sock.
the girl that you see that could easily be mistaken as a large man. standing easily a foot over most people around her, and having facial hair is a bonus.war machines have more m-ss than a high school defensive linemen.
i was going from lunch back to 4th hour when i saw the war machine triumphantly charging into the hallway.
-or for you non-students-
i was hanging out at wal mart when i saw a beast of a war machine heading down the weight gain/facial hair hygiene isle.
something that is highly unappealing, disgusting, or deserving of scorn.
man, don’t steal the poor guy’s sandwich. that’s so war machine.
a black man’s p-n-s.
“n-gg- i had to go to court today and get my child support, cause i couldnt resist dwight’s war machine”

“what’s the next best thing to chuck norris’s roundhouse? a war machine n-gg-”
the no. 1 korean guild on the game guild wars.
the guild war machine owns all other guilds flatout.
a big dribbling wreck of a boy. can’t speak properly, and is probably the most stupid person in the world.
war machine is a big stupid idiot.

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