War Rag
the cloth material of choice used over and over again to clean up sperm after masturbation. a war rag will typically be used for months before seeing a washing machine, hence it has seen many wars. the war rag is usually found under or near a bed for easy access. recently, war rags have been found near desktop computers due to the popularity of internet p-rn. war rags may be towels, socks, dirty shirts, sweatpants, boxer shorts or any textile for that matter.
as gary miller was reaching for his war rag he realized it was missing. feverishly looking for his prized possesion he found himself in the laundry room. to his dismay he saw his mother throwing his petrafied pair of boxers into the washer. his boxers were no longer his beloved war rag but now a casualty. thinking quick, gary decided he needed a new war rag and carefully sacraficed an old yankees shirt worthy of and capable of handling tons of sperm, just like the yankees themselves
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