wardrobe surfer
somone who wear surf clothes but has never surfed in their life!
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the underrated, cool, handsome, bad guy. the opposite of mario, yet they still seem to be the hip guys between the kids. i mean come on, man, have you seen the video game charts lately? they rule that chart. wario is as good of a character as mario. n.) the insanely rich cousin to mario […]
- Warth
genrally someone who acts like a total tool. a “warth” is someone who tries too hard to fit in. someone who is a total outcast. another definition would be a person who seems to be an exceptional failure at sports. one who lacks balance, speed, agility, and everything else involved in partic-p-ting in a sport. […]
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