Warpie


a person who attends warped tour.
taylor: hey, you went to warped tour this year. that means you’re not a warped virgin anymore.
katrina: yeah, i’m a warpie now.
a young and/or contemporary person dressing and acting as if they were hippies living in the 1960s and 70s, thus they are hippies living in a time warp. not to be confused with “trekkie”.

generally, “warpies” are male or groups of both genders, and “warpie chicks” are female.
“did you see the warpies with their beads, ponytails and bellbottoms?”.

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