warpig
an unwanted or illegitimate baby or child. the illegitimate children of war. an archaic word used by the british “upper cl-sses to describe children that were sired in a war situation, usually between a man of the “officer cl-ss” and a prost-tute. i have heard it used as “da da’s warpig” , meaning “fathers illegitimate child”. warpigs were often consigned to a h-llish life, subjected to horrendous discipline practices and were often driven deliberately mad. see also “royal blood”.
queen victoria’s warpig half sister was consigned to a life of obscurity in the country as she was an embarr-ssment to all around her.
warmonger a term that originated in a vietnam era black sabbath song used to describe corrupt politicians who start senseless wars primarily to boost the profits of the military industrial complex
george w bush, d-ck cheney, and donald rumsfeld are warpigs who invaded iraq to save haliburton from bankruptcy.
1) people who cause war for personal gain or entertainment.
2) a bad-ss black sabbath song.
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a short, particularly stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.
ideally 4’11, 140 pounds.
synonym: battle toad
the difference between “war pig” “and battle toad” are that if you refer to a chick as a “war pig” you are putting emphasis on how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct). while, if you refer to a chick as a “battle toad” you are emphasizing how short she is.
jose contreras: dude were you drunk last night when you hooked up with that war pig??
bruce lee: it was more desperation than drunkness… but ya i had a few too many beers.
an really ugly girl.
on a scale of 1-10, a zero.
a.k.a. a fug
he got drunk, thought he scored with a hb but woke up next to a 350 lb. warpig.
an extremely ugly, undesirable female.
i got drunk and ended up getting it on with this war pig.
a politican or a group of politicians who revel in the thought of causing a war just for fun.
some say richard nixon was a war pig.
a fat chick with a mustache. can also be a disgusting dyk-.
warpigs are filthy.
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