Warwick, New York
warwick is a large town in new york. we have cows, apples, bagels, and pizza. that is pretty much it… oh and we have a lot of people… from preppy school girls and boys to complete tractor – driving- rednecks .
we also have a lot of sports. soccer, skiing, football, lacrosse, basketball… and so many more.
so if you are traveling to warwick, why not? we have it all
john (from nyc)- what are you doing in warwick today?
me- well today i woke up on my cow and horse farm so i already fed and sang to them! toady i am going apple picking, then getting a bagel and pizza. then i am going back to the farm and working there. later i will go to the drive in with friends!
john- oh. fun. i live in new york city.
me- well you are missing out! come to warwick, new york!!! we have apple feast
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