Wasabified


when one consumes m-ssive amounts of wasabi and experiences extremely asian side effects such as: “seeing in calculus”, chronic oragami fabrication, aspirations of being a brain surgeon, etc.

worsened by: consuming rice or m-ffins or watching jackie chan movies
nicholas became wasabified aftering trying sushi for the first time.

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