Wash U Goggles


something you put on figuratively when you go to washington university in st. louis. the goggles change the apparent attractiveness of the women based on a relative scale. so the ugly girls suddenly look attractive.
when michael arrived at wash u he couldn’t function without his wash u goggles.

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