Wash Your Rug


when a man is being made a cuckold. the new “mowing your lawn”. when one man is trying to get with another man’s wife/girlfriend.
colin: have you seen harry?
james: yes. he is over there in the corner with your wife trying to ‘wash your rug.’

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