Washi Washi


asian m-ssage pallor. most cities have a few washi washi’s located in the seeder sections. the usual joint is non descript with just 3 inch address numbers on the door. the process begins by ringing the door bell. at this time the mommysom (elder asian women dressed in a house dress) will crack open the door and say “what you want”? at this point you just push your way in. she will then say “are you a cop”. just say “no, i was here last week remember” and even if you weren’t she will let you sit down. the waiting rooms are all the same. if they are busy (scr-w-ng other guys) the mommy som will offer you a beer. take it, it will always be an 8oz can of bud… this is the case in most cities. once there is a girl who can “take you” she will peer out in the hall way.. if you like her look at the mommy som and say “yes” and walk towards the girl.. if you want a different girl say “other girl.
she will ask you for $60. don’t haggle here it won’t work. just pull out $60 and show that you have more cash. she will then ask if you want a shower.. some guys do. if so they will place you on a bath table and wash you down with warm water and soap. nice touch but you can decline. as she m-ssages you she will say “you want more?” say how much.. she will then say $140 more.. at this point you say all i have is $100.. she will say ok. then slap on a jim hat. after you blow your load she will clean you up and ask you for a tip. it is nice to drop an extra $20 on her if she did a good job.
yo al let’s h-t the strip club and go the washi washi after. can’t go jay i don’t have the cash…. i’ll lend you $160 but you gotta pay me back next week dog…

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