Washing the Dog
having -n-l s-x with a woman while trying to shove your whole d-ck and sack/b-lls in at the same time… called washing the dog cuase it is nearly impossible to do…
“i tried to wash the dog… but i just ended up getting everything else wet.”
a s-xual act where a male partic-p-nt inserts both t-st-cl-s up the -n-s of his partner – be the partner male or female.
allegedly so called because the act resembles the challenge of washing two dogs, at the same time, in the same bath tub.
i was washing the dogs. no sooner had i got one in, and turned around to get the other, the first one popped out so i was back to square one…
a euphemism for masturbating. used when trying to conceal it from certain people around you.
i love washing the dog in the shower
washing the dogs is one of the tasks we always say our colleugues are carrying out when living the dream or working from home. it indicates that they are not really working but actually doing something less boring instead
‘where’s anthony pond today?’
‘ he’s working from home washing the dogs ‘
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