Washington Commodore


when one receives a blumpkin while upperdeckingsomeone’s toilet.

if one achieves this magnificent accomplishment, he is anointed the tile “commodore.” if said act occurs while performing another descriptive s-xual act, ie. abe lincoln, etc., the commodore may pet-tion the “council of the commodore” to receive a higher status.

the council:
t-rd ferguson, chair
robert goulet
wolf
rev. bill shatner iii, esq. (no h-m-)
slick w-lly
dude, i totally pulled a washington commodore at that wish reception. i am going to pet-tion the prestigious council, to receive my rank.

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