washington surprise
have a girl you have no respect for go down on you on her knees while you’re seated. if she’s like most girls, she won’t want you to ‘icky’ in her mouth, so warn her when you’re about to. and as soon as she pulls off, clamp her head between your knees, bust on her forehead, pull out a dollar bill and slap it onto the newfound adhesive. then proceed to yell “surprise!” and walk out the door (if at her house). if at your place, simply send her on her way. so degrading.
tim’s ex-girlfriend cheated on him and tried to seduce him to coming back to her by giving him the head of his life. but he got his revenge by giving her the washington surprise.
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