Wassail
1. the tradition of singing carols door to door.
2. an ancient tradition that exists of going from house to house on christmas for w-ssail. if you can’t provide w-ssail for humble, tattered minstrels, you gotta turn over your debit card and pin number immediately.
3. a refreshing, great tasting beverage that comes in cans.
“enjoy the great taste of w-ssail… in cans!”
1. to sing carols from house to house at christmas
2. the act of grabbing the shaft of ones erect p-n-s in one hand and using the palm of the other hand to rub the head in circulur motions. this can usually only be done for a few seconds at a time due to the head of the p-n-s being so sensitive and giving the male a very intense overwhelming feeling.
when masturbating and no one is looking, i often like to w-ssail for a few seconds.
a party where everyone drinks alchohol an gets sh-tfaced
ted got hammered and hit on his sister at the w-ssail
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