Wassmerform
not to be confused with w-ssermanform; a raging drunken state characterized by periods of belligerence, unexplainable verbal and physical violence, sarcasm, hilarity, and naked defecation. this state mandates total disregard for the health of oneself or other’s, and should not be regretted upon returning to the state of sobriety.
ex. i wouldn’t have screamed at that girl and belittled her in front of all those people and made her feel like a stupid wh-r- if it hadn’t been for me being in w-ssmerform.
ex. you were really in w-ssmerform last night when you kept c-ckstrawing every girl in the club.
ex. question: “why were you laying in the street spread eagle last night?”
answer: “i was in w-ssmerform.”
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