wasteyard
v: to be in an extreme state of intoxication; inebriated, sauced, f-cked up.
n: the delusional place where you and/or your mind go following the excessive consumption of alcohol. many do not remember having traveled here the next morning….nor do they recall the debacles that ensued.
origin: wasteyard was created in the early 21st century when a young lush allegedly attempted to use predictive text while under the influence. the results were as follows “im at a potty,; im so wasteyard butch!!
ex: “i’m so wasteyard, man! i love you though…..nah i- i seriously love you!”
ex: “dude eddie had some mad beer goggles on last night….did you guys see that man-chick he took to the wasteyard?!?”
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