Watanabe


last name of some pretty chill j-panese people. they tend to be funny, and know a lot of people. thy are caring, and put other people in front of them before themselves. they also become accomplished actors, like ken watanabe. when you meet a watanabe, it’s a hit or miss situation. they can either be a blessing or a curse, with good luck or bad luck.
jennifer: “hey would you date chris watanabe?”
kristen: “um, duh. he’s h-llla cute.”
-ss. many watanabe’s -ssume themselves above others. many are cheap and uptight and spend their lives thinking “i don’t want to be that person,” when in reality, they are.
zach watanabe- “caleb watanabe is so cheap. i hate him. i hate him. i gave him twenty dollars to go to the gas station to get me a candy bar and he said ‘no’ and just kept the money.”

slayton- “it costs five dollars to get into all-region, zach.”
zach- “what!?!!?! b-tch, that’s crazy.”

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