Watch Massage
verb/action word
1.to shake ones wrist in a twisting and up and down motion in order to shake and move the watch on said persons wrist in order to create a pleasing sensation to remind the wearer that they have a nice watch and to show it off.
2.to give a m-ssage with ones watch.
3.to maneuver a watch up and down a persons wrist area in order to scratch an itch or unpleasant feeling away.
a: “look at that guy giving himself a watch m-ssage like he owns the place.”
b: “i don’t have tourettes i was giving myself a watch m-ssage dummy.”
c: “mike just got that new 51-30 and he has been getting gnarly watch m-ssages every hour on the hour bro, i’m jealous.”
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