Watching Andy Griffin
to m-st-rb-t-. (used by martin lawerence in “you so crazy” when there was nothing on t.v. to watch except andy griffin. it describes the tendenacy of a male, who, when alone, will always reach his hands down his pants and play with himself.)
phone rings
martin: “h-llo”
friend: “w-ssup dog! whatcha doin’?”
martin: “nothing…..just sitting here….. watching andy griffin.”
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