Watching Cops


1. the act of secretly masturbating.

2. what you say when you don’t want your friends to know your masturbating.
jeff: are you ready for the raid in wow?

craig: hold on i’m watching cops.

1 1/2 hours later…

craig: i’m back…

jeff: there must have been a cops marathon.

craig: uh… yeah.

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