watchu wearin’?
1) an idiomatic question, meaning “what’s going on?” or “what are you doing?”
2) a casual greeting, synonymous to “what’s up?”
3) a phrase commonly used for seduction–a pick up line. note alternative intonation. usually ineffective.
the natural, most common response is “not much,” due to the question’s pragmatic similarty to “what’s up?” a serious response, i.e. describing your current attire, may place you in a social out-group, and is generally not cool. may be considered a bit sketchy and is pr-ne to misinterpretation when used online. originally a contraction of “what you wearing?”
see also: watchu
mitcho: hey, noah, whatchu wearin’?
noah: not much.
mitcho: really?
noah: yes, really.
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