Water Hog


the water pig is recognizable by its barrel-shaped torso, enormous mouth and teeth, nearly hairless body, stubby legs and tremendous size. usually a bitter person who is divorced and living with a skinny -ss sick person who likes to screw the wet spot. despite its stocky shape and short legs, it can easily outrun a normal child or chase and ex-husband/wife down. water hogs have been clocked running at 30 km/h (19 mph) causing earth quakes of a magnitude of 6.6. they usually drive old sub-compact cars, vans, or land yauts.
many that women is huge! you havn’t seen nothing. i use to be married to that water hog. she’s been known to run my truck off the road on foot.

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