watermelon farmer


having s-x with pregnant women but your not the father of the baby.
i’m going out watermelon farming at the local lamas cl-ss and see what i can pick up.

that is a watermelon farmer
a person that only has s-x with women over 300lbs
good g-d, did you see the size of that girl pat was with last night…boy is he a watermelon farmer!

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