Watermelon Law


a law or action which on the surface helps an individual or group but because of racist or bigoted underpinnings, the law or action actually hurts that individual or group.
mississippi p-ssed a watermelon law to give all black folks a free watermelon, to make them happy so to make sure that they don’t riot and start stealing.

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