Watermelon Moment


when you say something totally stupid to a hot guy /girl.

from dirty dancing when baby tells jonny that she “carried a watermelon”
a watermelon moment might be:

cutie: hi, having a nice evening?
you: actually i’m just here helping my friend stalk her husband…

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