Watermelon Ride


when a menstruating woman sits on a man’s face and rubs herself back and forth. see also: mustache ride.
“i thought i was giving her a mustache ride but the b-tch was in heat, so it turned out to be a watermelon ride.”

Read Also:

  • water topper

    what you leave in the toilet after a day of heavy eating, possibly the result of extreme constipation. sometimes thought of as a compet-tive achievement, as in: “check out my water topper” a “water topper” is an island, but in the toilet.

  • Weirdouche

    1) simply stated, it is a term you call a person who is both a weirdo and a douche. 2) a variation of your typical douche – he uses old cartoon characters’ quotes to pickup or woo women with “matching fashion victim” clothes. 3) a man who spins tall tales that are ridiculously fict-tious. weirdouche […]

  • wejamonster

    stronger form of weja. extremely hot piece of -ss. d-mn, just look at that weja!

  • Wellycome

    a really cool and fun way to say welcome hey man thanks…. you’re wellycome! :]

  • Welpin

    to talk to a spouce with an interesting or raunchy tone with totally not dirty thoughts in mind even thought it seems as though you have your head in a gutter. the other day i was welpin this girl and she totally took it the wrong way.


Disclaimer: Watermelon Ride definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.