Waterproof Sex


when two people are having s-xual intercourse in the same latex fat man suit while submerged in a pool, lake, ocean or any type of liquid, therefore ensuring satisfaction and staying dry.
tony “so what did you do last night with emily?”

anthony “we had waterproof s-x, it was like doing it and defying gravity”

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