a beast like creature with god-like features. with a smile so tasty, with eyes so greatly, he is a manly man and everyone fears him. (people are scared to make eye-contact with him).
the magnificent watrous was running with the oxen.
the explainable joy of bringing your upper lip high enough to show your front teeth and thus looking like a wabbit. :b she enjoys wabbiting way too much lately
electronic wood, e-mails are made from it. “i can’t email you because i’m out of e-wood”
- splenda b*tch
someone who is so fake to the point where you don’t even know what they’re trying to be. girl 1: oh my g*d, is that becca? girl 2: ugh, yeah, she’s such a splenda b*tch. girl 1: agreed!
a guy that will make u laugh at dumb things. you will want to be friends with him because he is so freaking funny. girls falling for him. that guy is the funniest guy i’ve ever met. u mean like a taeveon