Watson Award
when somebody does something so asinine that it puts their health and the health of their friends at risk. what at one time seemed like a perfectly wise and humorous exercise quickly unfolds into near traumatic meltdown of epic proportion. think darwin, but not in the sense of reproduction or evolution.
when driving down a perfectly beautiful mountain road, one decides that a sp-rs-ly cleared, treacherously rocky, pine-cone encrusted jeep trail to the right seems like a logical route for a subaru forester to explore at 60 miles per hour. screeching brakes, 100ft skid, flailing arms, wailing voices, mountains of dust, and a pine cone later, the car is humbling and hysterically unloaded to replace the right front wheel because a pine cone sliced a 1-inch gash in the sidewall. this deserves a watson award for sheer stupidity that ultimately led to endless laughter and ridicule.
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