Watter


a small alien-like creature with three eyes, small teen, and four arms that lives in the human brain. it is an as-xual meaning it can reproduce with itself. it is spread from person to person making it a communicable creature. it feeds on brain juice. its symptoms include : throwing up, day dreaming, loopyness, producing more pee, tripping, laughing, and smiling awkwardly. also, the freezies (extreme case), coldies, and the igloo. unfourtunetly, there is no known cure. the end result? you die. hahaha!
watter 1 : we are the watters and we like your brain.
person : dammit!
a small alien-like creature with 3 eyes, small theeth, and four arms that lives in a human brain and feeds off brain juice. symptoms the freezies, the coldies, and the igloos. the only known cure is a series of painful injections.
man i feel terrible.. i’ve had the freezies and the igloos for a week!

you probably have watters… you should see a doctor.
a plymothian dwarf with appauling taste in women.

enjoys having s-x on kids playground rides.
watters your a little c-ck!
“watters” said horgay
h-llo watters
a word commonly used to refer to h-m-s-xual men, or to call someone h-m-s-xual
“this guy i know, he is such a watters”

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