wave fucked


wave-f-cked
weyv- fŭkd
–noun

1. getting unexpectedly overpowered by a wave while in the ocean and having it forcefully shove your entire body into the water, preventing you from breathing for at least 5 seconds, which feels like 5 hours.
2. similar to a wave overpowering you, having a man surprise jump you, shove your face into a pillow, preventing you from breathing, and getting physically f-cked.
1. kyle: heavy breathing f-ckkkk dude! i just got pummeled by that wave and i couldn’t breathe and i thought i was gonna die.
andrew: you just got wave f-cked.

2. kyle: heavy breathing f-ckkkk dude! i just got pummeled by a man and i couldn’t breath and i thought i was gonna die.
andrew: you just got wave f-cked.

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