waxing the candle


to wax the candle is to polish the kn-b. in other words what boys do 34932748374 times everyday..to m-st-rb-t-.

the candle is the p-n-s as the wax is the motion.
fernando likes waxing the candle exactly at 5:00 p.m everyday.

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