waxing the dolphin
jacking in the shower or anywhere submersed in water
i was rinsing off and this vision of this walnut -ss leapt into my brain so i had to wax the dolphin,
male masturbation; jacking off, choking the chicken, bashing the bishop, polishing the rocket.
when i think about my gf, i start waxing the dolphin.
i walked in on barry waxing the dolphin.
waxing the dolphin (v.)
to m-st-rb-t-, jack off. when a male has s-x with his his hand a.k.a. jill. the act of masturbating. generally done by males age 12-18.
wack off jack off m-st-rb-t-
christain: dude michael waxes his dolphin while on geaogia’s mysp-ce!
austin: oh my god! thats disgusting, i feel bad for georgia.
christian: holy cr-p! grant was ” waxing the dolphin ” in the locker room
this is when you just finished porking your b-tch and can’t find a hand towel to dry off. she has to use her hand stroking up and down until dry.
b-tch, i aint gettin out of bed, wax my dolphin!
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