Wayne Hearne


wayne hearne’s are known to be some of the worst cooks/bakers on the planet. they can burn just about anything known to man including water.
however despite obvious clues to who burnt the bread, the wayne’s will always blame someone else.
can be seen driving cr-ppy cars, with no doors or engines, but will still try to make it sound great.

if you are not sure it is a wayne, you are looking at give him a driving test. then count the amount of times he fails. if it is over 8 then you defintly know its wayne
dress code: cr-ppy baker
known to say: it was ryans fault
bread: charcoal

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