weak as a shrimp


the feeling a person may get whilst attempting to leave their bed in an early morning, or in extreme cases a likely cause of not being able to escape from a coffin once its buried. also a reference to being lame or un-cool.
ayla: “dude you look like sh-t, and why were you so late into work today?”

georgina: “i was out until 4am this morning, give me a break!”

ayla: “ughh, your weak as a shrimp”

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