Weapon Dance


a ritualistic dance used to -ssert your male dominace among friends and/or unkownst players in the realm of call of duty video games; by aiming while switching between weapons while slightly strafing one must boisterously state, “do the weapon dance! work da work do the work da work!” the weapon dance is best utilized while slaying zombies as it often puts the creatures in a lengthy stupor. note: scientific evidence suggests doing the weapon dance with the ballistic & bowie knife combination is the most effective form.
spizeo: “hey, guys, i’m about to kill this last zombie to start the next round. is everbody read–wait, where’s beano?”

ace: “dude, he’s over in the corner doing the weapon dance!”

beano: “work da work do the work da work…do the weapon dance……work da work!!”

grover: “and how!”

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