weapon of ass destruction

what you get in the toilet after taking a cr-p that felt like it came out sideways.
after hours of pushing and straining, zach splashed a weapon of -ss destruction in the toilet.
when you eat 6 breakfast burritos and fart while wearing a trenchcoat. then walk into a crowded restaurant and open your trench coat to release the toxic fumes, killing everyone.
the morning crowd at mcdonald’s kept eating thier food, blissfully unaware the terrorist had just finished eating 4 mcgriddles. he felt a slight rumble in his intestines, then stood up and began to undo his trenchcoat b-ttons….
gay slang for an exceptionally large p-n-s, so named because of its tendency to cause -n-l bleeding during b-gg-ry. (see also dumdum bullet)
h-llo mr archer, welcome to belmarsh prison. your cellmate is mad mickey mcperve, i’d be very wary of him if i were you, he has a weapon of -ss destruction, and he’s not afraid to use it.
a p-rno movie. “weapons of -ss destruction” -n-l s-x.
that movie, weapons of -ss destruction was hot.
what your -ss becomes after eating an ihop broccoli & cheese omelet for breakfast, a burrito supreme from taco bell for lunch and white castle sliders & beer for dinner
you need to register that weapon of -ss destruction after chowing-down that entire tray of broccoli and cheese c-sserole after the bar last night
a large gas p-ss; the result of g-ssy foods
mexican food, beans, chili, fried foods
j-lo at the taco bell
oh no! it’s j-lo! boom!

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