wear the white shorts
staying away from home all night, esp. due to casual s-x at someone else’s house. from australian football league away uniforms: the ‘away’ playing team always wears white shorts.
jane walks in the door at 11am.
jane’s housemate: (sly look) “so, did you wear the white shorts, then?”
jane: “shut up!”
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