Wearing your dick on your sleeve


the act of being obvious in your intentions to have s-x with a woman so as to avoid entering the friend zone.

this method could mean the difference between a man spending months of time, energy, and money on a girl only to be told, “i really like you a lot, but i don’t want to ruin the friendship we have.” , and finding out immediately whether or not he might be getting laid and if he should continue his endeavors to do so with this woman.
nice guy: you know that beautiful girl i’ve been chasing for months? she just friend-ed me.

friend: you should have been wearing your d-ck on your sleeve, man. you could have saved a lot of time and moved on to the next girl.

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